tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88375082847529316862024-03-13T02:10:16.045-06:00PAPER SHANKSOffending society one card at a time.
A Paper Shank card (PSC) is a card with attitude. It is for unusual situations, hate mail, taboo subject matter or a play on words. The origin of the word "shank" is prison slang. {Shank, Shanked. A homemade knife made out of scrap metal found anywhere and sharpened like a knife. Shanked. To be stabbed by a homemade knife}. So a Paper Shank is a handmade card that might feel like you have been stabbed in the back or in the heart.Offending society one card at a time!http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838noreply@blogger.comBlogger176125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-30440826906700361832013-05-10T07:00:00.000-06:002013-05-10T07:00:02.383-06:00Paper Shank #174 Childhood Memories
Mom, thank you for all those wonderful childhood memories. Here is my therapy bill.
Offending society one card at a time!http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-35068640004138540672013-04-18T16:15:00.000-06:002013-04-18T16:15:00.494-06:00Paper Shank #173 Uppity
You're pretty uppity for someone that doesn't have a job.Offending society one card at a time!http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-3244857123282648072013-04-12T16:13:00.000-06:002013-04-12T16:13:53.116-06:00Paper Shank #172 Check In PlaceI'm not saying she's a slut, I'm saying that Facebook made her vagina a check in place.
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PLEASE NOTE: A parody is a work created to mock, comment on, or make fun at an original work, its subject, author, style, or some other target, by means of humorous, satiric or ironic imitation. Parody is protected as a form of “Fair Use”, a defense to claims of copyright infringement. Cases dealing with this issue, however, look to how much of the original work is takenOffending society one card at a time!http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-24102441930582994832013-02-11T16:32:00.000-07:002013-02-11T16:32:00.368-07:00Paper Shank #170 Girl Next DoorOffending society one card at a time!http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-37048400557452179792013-02-07T16:31:00.000-07:002013-02-07T16:31:00.447-07:00Paper Shank #169 Taste in MenOffending society one card at a time!http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-62492008042808606052013-02-03T16:29:00.003-07:002013-02-03T16:29:49.904-07:00Paper Shank #168 Hard to Get
I'm not playing hard to get, I'm playing leave me alone.
Offending society one card at a time!http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-88394610252947814372012-11-24T13:18:00.000-07:002012-11-24T13:18:00.392-07:00Paper Shank #167 Strong suitI'm not saying you're stupid, I'm saying that thinking isn't your strong suit.
Offending society one card at a time!http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-17697441025045966922012-11-15T13:16:00.000-07:002012-11-15T13:16:00.146-07:00Paper Shank #166 Sad StoryWrite a sad story in your diary and get over it.
Offending society one card at a time!http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-68999405294271056862012-11-05T13:13:00.000-07:002012-11-05T13:13:00.285-07:00Paper Shank #165 Underground GarageShe's crazy. Just when you think you have reached the bottom of her craziness, there is an underground garage of crazy.
Offending society one card at a time!http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-82416521805767033432012-10-30T13:10:00.000-06:002012-10-30T13:10:00.632-06:00Paper Shank #164 CobraGo cuddle a cobra.
Offending society one card at a time!http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-55988142251304643952012-10-25T13:08:00.000-06:002012-10-25T13:08:00.558-06:00Paper Shank #163 RewardDo not reward yourself with food. You are not a dog.
Offending society one card at a time!http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-43974083564388088902012-10-17T13:06:00.000-06:002012-10-17T13:06:00.844-06:00Paper Shank #162 Anti-social
I'm not anti-social, I'm anti-stupid.Offending society one card at a time!http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-34093638948790296372012-10-12T13:04:00.000-06:002012-10-12T13:04:00.194-06:00Paper Shank #161 Happy PlaceMy happy place is your happy place burning down.
Offending society one card at a time!http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-7262789575298646562012-10-04T18:36:00.000-06:002012-10-04T18:36:00.408-06:00Paper Shankl #160 Voice MailYou've reached my voicemail because I don't want to talk to you.
p.s. yes I know I misspelled voicemail and it should be voice mail - but I'm not changing it.Offending society one card at a time!http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-28171417133535744992012-09-30T13:01:00.001-06:002012-09-30T13:02:06.645-06:00Paper Shank #159 Punch
You are one of the people, I want to punch in the face.
Offending society one card at a time!http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-56006402048870518232012-09-27T18:33:00.000-06:002012-09-27T18:33:00.798-06:00Paper Shank #158 Call MeCall me maybe - the infamous song by Carly Rae Jeppson. I KNOW it has been overplayed but it is a pop culture classic - even Donald Trump knows the words!
Offending society one card at a time!http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-65750501260191835932012-09-22T18:30:00.000-06:002012-09-22T18:30:00.349-06:00Paper Shank #157 Clueless
One of my favorite quotes from The Bridesmaids. You have to say it in an English accent to get the full effect. "I didn't know it was your diary, I thought it was a very sad handwritten book."Offending society one card at a time!http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-18037892538679455822012-09-15T18:27:00.000-06:002012-09-15T18:27:00.323-06:00Paper Shank #156 AwkwardThat awkward moment when you realize you have a lot in common with the person you hate.
Offending society one card at a time!http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-27626784961390117322012-09-10T18:24:00.000-06:002012-09-10T18:24:00.446-06:00Paper Shanks #155 Bless Your HeartSouthern charm at its best - Bless your heart and by "bless your heart" I mean you're a bitch.
Offending society one card at a time!http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-43988186587104503622012-09-07T18:22:00.000-06:002012-09-07T18:22:00.313-06:00Paper Shanks #154BedazzledSigns you were drunk - you Bedazzled your vajayjay.
Offending society one card at a time!http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-9673406951617757212012-09-05T18:20:00.000-06:002012-09-05T18:20:00.782-06:00Paper Shanks #153 FakeYou're as fake as your hair color.
Offending society one card at a time!http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-4831643342477621152012-09-01T18:17:00.000-06:002012-09-01T18:17:00.277-06:00Paper Shank #152 Mommy Wants VodkaOne of my favorite bloggers is Mommy Wants Vodka - I also stalk her on Twitter @Mommywantsvodka
Offending society one card at a time!http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-13943498606305266222012-08-27T18:10:00.000-06:002012-08-27T18:10:00.061-06:00Paper Shanks #151 Two-Faced
If you're going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.
Offending society one card at a time!http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-4257961776889051902012-08-21T20:20:00.000-06:002012-08-21T20:20:00.526-06:00Paper Shank #150 Life of a Princess"The only time you should look back is to check your reflection in the mirror." Tweet by Life of a Princess. You can follow her on Twitter @lifeofaprincess
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