<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686</id><updated>2012-02-26T14:18:05.082-07:00</updated><category term='understand'/><category term='lonley'/><category term='shenanigans'/><category term='wedding'/><category term='free'/><category term='knight'/><category term='care'/><category term='done'/><category term='white'/><category term='hell'/><category term='cute'/><category term='bride'/><category term='you'/><category term='job'/><category term='chlorine'/><category term='girls'/><category term='gene pool'/><category term='paternity'/><category term='pets'/><category term='lies'/><category term='like'/><category 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term='devil'/><category term='girlfriends'/><category term='wishes'/><category term='alcohol'/><category term='people'/><category term='paris'/><category term='missed'/><category term='baby'/><category term='aluminum foil'/><category term='drinks'/><category term='fun'/><category term='Easter'/><category term='flowers'/><category term='medicated'/><category term='cat'/><category term='transplants'/><category term='bail'/><category term='fabulous'/><category term='relationships. lbd'/><category term='fashionista'/><category term='be good'/><category term='marriage'/><category term='insults'/><category term='winter'/><category term='crazy'/><category term='doll'/><category term='insects'/><category term='whine'/><category term='nothing'/><category term='shut up'/><category term='bully'/><category term='relationshps'/><category term='groom'/><category term='personality disorders'/><category term='sex'/><category term='moi'/><category term='crime'/><category term='starbucks'/><category term='lesbian'/><category term='co-workers'/><category term='age'/><category term='New Years'/><category term='redneck'/><category term='Shakespeare'/><category term='friendships'/><category term='contgrats'/><category term='arrogant'/><category term='crayon'/><category term='glitter'/><category term='telephone'/><category term='women'/><category term='bright'/><category term='children'/><category term='decorations'/><category term='birthday'/><category term='business suit'/><category term='princess'/><category term='vacation'/><category term='waxing'/><category term='students'/><category term='politics'/><category term='cupcakes'/><category term='party'/><category term='alice in wonderland'/><category term='games'/><category term='goals'/><category term='reception'/><category term='bitter'/><category term='communication'/><category term='happy'/><category term='valentines day'/><category term='dog'/><category term='life'/><category term='rollercoasters'/><category term='parents'/><category term='stubborn'/><category term='dreams'/><category term='food'/><category term='cowboy'/><category term='pins'/><category term='god'/><category term='religion'/><category term='quotes'/><category term='fail'/><category term='fat'/><category term='threats'/><category term='organs'/><category term='money'/><title type='text'>PAPER SHANKS</title><subtitle type='html'>Offending society one card at a time.
A Paper Shank card (PSC) is a card with attitude. It is for unusual situations, hate mail, taboo subject matter or a play on words.  The origin of the word "shank" is prison slang. {Shank, Shanked. A homemade knife made out of scrap metal found anywhere and sharpened like a knife. Shanked. To be stabbed by a homemade knife}. So a Paper Shank is a handmade card that might feel like you have been stabbed in the back or in the heart.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default?start-index=101&amp;max-results=100'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>133</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-3678584059413719396</id><published>2012-02-25T20:49:00.003-07:00</published><updated>2012-02-25T20:49:00.441-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dating'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='relationships'/><title type='text'>Paper Shanks #131 Date</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/3678584059413719396/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2012/02/paper-shanks-131-date.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/3678584059413719396'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/3678584059413719396'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2012/02/paper-shanks-131-date.html' title='Paper Shanks #131 Date'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-lirtRjdA6Hk/Ty9N9H2buVI/AAAAAAAAAgE/4eXYOyKD60A/s72-c/date.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-6265087210965010108</id><published>2012-02-19T13:41:00.006-07:00</published><updated>2012-02-19T13:41:00.463-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='divorce'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='relationships'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='break up'/><title type='text'>Paper Shank # 130 Missed</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/6265087210965010108/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2012/02/paper-shank-130-missed.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/6265087210965010108'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/6265087210965010108'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2012/02/paper-shank-130-missed.html' title='Paper Shank # 130 Missed'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-SlcaGZUy3Z0/Tx4eZwxeWeI/AAAAAAAAAf4/EfvdfrLgjdU/s72-c/notmissed.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-2258764956322242520</id><published>2012-02-14T01:01:00.004-07:00</published><updated>2012-02-14T01:01:00.299-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Valetine&apos;s day'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='valentines day'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='relationships'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hearts'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='love'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='holidays'/><title type='text'>Paper Shank # 129  Sucks</title><summary type='text'>

</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/2258764956322242520/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2012/02/paper-shank-129-sucks.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/2258764956322242520'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/2258764956322242520'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2012/02/paper-shank-129-sucks.html' title='Paper Shank # 129  Sucks'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-X-MRsWzUxmM/TuEfd13b9rI/AAAAAAAAAeA/5lZGup0d3aM/s72-c/valentinesday1.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-3281541409465667831</id><published>2012-02-09T09:06:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2012-02-09T09:06:00.146-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='valentines day'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='romance'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='relationships'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='love'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='holidays'/><title type='text'>Paper Shank # 128 Valentines Day</title><summary type='text'>


</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/3281541409465667831/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2012/02/paper-shank-128-valentines-day.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/3281541409465667831'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/3281541409465667831'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2012/02/paper-shank-128-valentines-day.html' title='Paper Shank # 128 Valentines Day'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-kEtWy9p24pA/TuEclCQik8I/AAAAAAAAAdw/qRiP_k3ze8I/s72-c/1vddaycupd.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-5180435542154158662</id><published>2012-02-04T09:04:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2012-02-04T09:04:00.414-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='valentines day'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dating'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='romance'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='love'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='chemistry'/><title type='text'>Paper Shank # 127 Chemistry</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/5180435542154158662/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2012/02/paper-shank-127-chemistry.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/5180435542154158662'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/5180435542154158662'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2012/02/paper-shank-127-chemistry.html' title='Paper Shank # 127 Chemistry'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Us2AJb3QsJE/TtuaPOsHgvI/AAAAAAAAAdA/lzoUAk1qluI/s72-c/2012+004.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-2426447512178525133</id><published>2012-02-01T09:03:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2012-02-01T09:03:00.479-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mad'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fight'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='angry'/><title type='text'>Paper Shank # 126 Mad</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/2426447512178525133/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2012/02/paper-shank-126-mad.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/2426447512178525133'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/2426447512178525133'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2012/02/paper-shank-126-mad.html' title='Paper Shank # 126 Mad'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-JciRYKxSaVQ/TtuZ7aOPQEI/AAAAAAAAAc4/JcsS9ms8C58/s72-c/2012+002.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-8175872445783221805</id><published>2012-01-31T08:55:00.002-07:00</published><updated>2012-01-31T08:55:00.763-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='heart'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ice'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='winter'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cold'/><title type='text'>Paper Shank #125  Ice cold heart</title><summary type='text'>

</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/8175872445783221805/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2012/01/paper-shank-125-ice-cold-heart.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/8175872445783221805'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/8175872445783221805'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2012/01/paper-shank-125-ice-cold-heart.html' title='Paper Shank #125  Ice cold heart'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-5NSdOGAynNY/Tx4eBAm7mlI/AAAAAAAAAfw/JwoAKwykUe0/s72-c/icecoldheart.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-520100478508825663</id><published>2012-01-17T08:48:00.003-07:00</published><updated>2012-01-23T19:53:10.962-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='relationships. lbd'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='depression'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bitter'/><title type='text'>Paper Shank #124 - Bitter</title><summary type='text'>


</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/520100478508825663/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2012/01/paper-shank-124-questionable.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/520100478508825663'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/520100478508825663'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2012/01/paper-shank-124-questionable.html' title='Paper Shank #124 - Bitter'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-7T_ZFy5F5ns/Tx4c8gTtrlI/AAAAAAAAAfo/6Wi0PRfuwD0/s72-c/bitter.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-4665756494054725920</id><published>2012-01-10T08:47:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2012-01-10T08:47:01.884-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='social media'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='facebook'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='birthday'/><title type='text'>Paper Shank #123 Facebook Birthday</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/4665756494054725920/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2012/01/paper-shank-123-facebook-birthday.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/4665756494054725920'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/4665756494054725920'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2012/01/paper-shank-123-facebook-birthday.html' title='Paper Shank #123 Facebook Birthday'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-TyivPLUExhw/TtuWKnQK1KI/AAAAAAAAAb4/jQhdVlafUSU/s72-c/2012facebook.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-6002530355142573358</id><published>2012-01-01T01:00:00.002-07:00</published><updated>2012-01-01T01:00:03.088-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='resolutions'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='goals'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='New Years'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='holidays'/><title type='text'>Paper Shank #122 New Years Resolutions</title><summary type='text'>
</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/6002530355142573358/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2012/01/paper-shank-122-new-years-resolutions.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/6002530355142573358'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/6002530355142573358'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2012/01/paper-shank-122-new-years-resolutions.html' title='Paper Shank #122 New Years Resolutions'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-wank2txeP40/TtuY6udVcrI/AAAAAAAAAco/YKncd_gA-ug/s72-c/2012+010.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-8766679201836478227</id><published>2011-12-26T12:34:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2011-12-26T12:34:00.452-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='birthday'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='50'/><title type='text'>Paper Shanks #121 Over the hill</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/8766679201836478227/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/12/paper-shanks-121-over-hill.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/8766679201836478227'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/8766679201836478227'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/12/paper-shanks-121-over-hill.html' title='Paper Shanks #121 Over the hill'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-mFsKxCxfOnA/TqBqQBOBODI/AAAAAAAAAXU/zaZfECyFHfA/s72-c/over+the+hill.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-2286138574544438654</id><published>2011-12-20T01:01:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2011-12-20T01:01:00.632-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='presents'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='decorations'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mistletoe'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='holidays'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Christmas'/><title type='text'>Paper Shank #120 Mistletoe</title><summary type='text'>You can see the whole Paper Shanks Holiday Collection, click HERE
</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/2286138574544438654/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/12/paper-shank-120-mistletoe.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/2286138574544438654'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/2286138574544438654'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/12/paper-shank-120-mistletoe.html' title='Paper Shank #120 Mistletoe'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-cBSwiCsn20o/TqBb45W5WwI/AAAAAAAAAWs/muLuyJbeP8k/s72-c/mistletoe.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-8846843884279037659</id><published>2011-12-18T11:17:00.002-07:00</published><updated>2011-12-18T11:17:00.599-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='facts'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='truths'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='insults'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='excercise'/><title type='text'>Paper Shanks #119 Walk</title><summary type='text'>You walk all over me.  It is not an accusation, it is a statement of fact.
</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/8846843884279037659/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/12/paper-shanks-119-walk.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/8846843884279037659'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/8846843884279037659'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/12/paper-shanks-119-walk.html' title='Paper Shanks #119 Walk'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-1yFPrwB9cBo/TqBX8ube-rI/AAAAAAAAAWc/rLEjpP-VcrI/s72-c/walk.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-2114735497033017205</id><published>2011-12-13T01:00:00.002-07:00</published><updated>2011-12-13T01:00:01.218-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bride'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wedding'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='groom'/><title type='text'>Paper Shank # 118 Dumb &amp; Dumber</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/2114735497033017205/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/12/paper-shank-118-dumb-dumber.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/2114735497033017205'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/2114735497033017205'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/12/paper-shank-118-dumb-dumber.html' title='Paper Shank # 118 Dumb &amp; Dumber'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-OJD7bsffhEc/TppDo0WJ_7I/AAAAAAAAAU0/6KXwU72uqJs/s72-c/x+mr+and+mrs.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-7722285480508244144</id><published>2011-12-09T21:37:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-12-09T21:37:01.027-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='halloween'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='church'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='religion'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='witches'/><title type='text'>Paper Shank # 117 Ignorance</title><summary type='text'>Don't judge me based on your own ignorance;

</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/7722285480508244144/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/12/paper-shank-117-ignorance.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/7722285480508244144'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/7722285480508244144'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/12/paper-shank-117-ignorance.html' title='Paper Shank # 117 Ignorance'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-1_o6Q1R4FYs/TcoEkIgT7DI/AAAAAAAAAUk/IdJ0BclIfMg/s72-c/1judge.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-1949425690800249402</id><published>2011-12-03T11:43:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-12-03T11:43:00.403-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='boats'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sports'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='swimming'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='insult'/><title type='text'>Paper Shanks #116 Drown</title><summary type='text'>If your ship hasn't come in, swim out to it and drown.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/1949425690800249402/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/12/paper-shanks-116-drown.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/1949425690800249402'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/1949425690800249402'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/12/paper-shanks-116-drown.html' title='Paper Shanks #116 Drown'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-QmY0PZNeN_k/TbRhZn18CCI/AAAAAAAAAUY/AXSevtDAf3I/s72-c/drown.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-5114774690571585571</id><published>2011-11-28T19:13:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-11-28T19:13:00.390-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='divorce'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='vacation'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='relationships'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='break up'/><title type='text'>Paper Shanks #115 Get lost</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-1zyi3eOD7N8/TbN5X7YlbtI/AAAAAAAAAUQ/Zuj4_XKqimY/s72-c/getlostcard.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-1950696485841654872</id><published>2011-11-19T01:02:00.005-07:00</published><updated>2011-11-19T01:02:00.409-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='thanksgiving'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='family'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dysfunctional'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='holidays'/><title type='text'>Paper Shanks #114 Thanksgiving collection</title><summary type='text'>

</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/1950696485841654872/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/11/paper-shanks-114-thanksgiving.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/1950696485841654872'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/1950696485841654872'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/11/paper-shanks-114-thanksgiving.html' title='Paper Shanks #114 Thanksgiving collection'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-mxLAa1fajUk/TqB0VacaKiI/AAAAAAAAAXk/ew0s2yIYLqU/s72-c/tg3.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-7754949475458976605</id><published>2011-11-13T19:09:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-11-13T19:09:00.598-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='divorce'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='relationships'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='break up'/><title type='text'>Paper Shanks #113 Anchors</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/7754949475458976605/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/11/paper-shanks-113-anchors.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/7754949475458976605'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/7754949475458976605'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/11/paper-shanks-113-anchors.html' title='Paper Shanks #113 Anchors'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-wg5thcd8SL4/TbN4kP0PdXI/AAAAAAAAAUI/LyE2gwmvMIY/s72-c/weighmedown.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-8621609749117218239</id><published>2011-11-08T13:15:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2011-11-08T13:15:00.677-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dogs'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pets'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='animals'/><title type='text'>Paper Shanks #112 Dog</title><summary type='text'>If your dog doesn't like someone than maybe you shouldn't either.
</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/8621609749117218239/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/11/paper-shanks-112-dog.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/8621609749117218239'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/8621609749117218239'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/11/paper-shanks-112-dog.html' title='Paper Shanks #112 Dog'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-CFQf9nwIPqQ/TbMle3Ji8nI/AAAAAAAAAUE/oM7-rSAkXiA/s72-c/1dog.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-8021776018085760914</id><published>2011-11-01T12:46:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2011-11-01T12:46:00.321-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='women'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='retirement'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='funny'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='insult'/><title type='text'>Paper Shanks #111 Wheat</title><summary type='text'>When did our wild oats turn in to shredded wheat?</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/8021776018085760914/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/11/paper-shanks-111-wheat.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/8021776018085760914'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/8021776018085760914'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/11/paper-shanks-111-wheat.html' title='Paper Shanks #111 Wheat'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-arjEKDYI270/TbMeptqX-vI/AAAAAAAAATw/c2kBLnbZd1o/s72-c/1wheat.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-6172350783759779895</id><published>2011-10-29T09:29:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2011-10-29T09:29:00.575-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bride'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wedding'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='groom'/><title type='text'>Paper Shanks #110 Not</title><summary type='text'>Bride, Groom, happily ever after.  Not.
</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/6172350783759779895/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/10/paper-shanks-110-not.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/6172350783759779895'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/6172350783759779895'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/10/paper-shanks-110-not.html' title='Paper Shanks #110 Not'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-1ISj_8pvY0s/TbLwjFv7TQI/AAAAAAAAATU/DW2iNeMqXMc/s72-c/bridegroom.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-615340456872693197</id><published>2011-10-21T01:01:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2011-10-21T01:01:03.291-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='clue'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='vintage'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='lesbian'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gay'/><title type='text'>Paper Shanks #109  Mr. Green</title><summary type='text'>Mr. Green did it in the study with the lead pipe.

</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/615340456872693197/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/10/paper-shanks-109-mr-green.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/615340456872693197'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/615340456872693197'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/10/paper-shanks-109-mr-green.html' title='Paper Shanks #109  Mr. Green'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-6EWFnakmzEM/TbLvoapFCmI/AAAAAAAAATQ/2gKsmSNC37Q/s72-c/mr.green.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-6942810526317276054</id><published>2011-10-13T00:00:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2011-10-13T00:00:09.743-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='education'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Shakespeare'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='insult'/><title type='text'>Paper Shanks #108 Shakespeare</title><summary type='text'>Drop into the rotten mouth of death (taken from Richard III)</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-8YjDRWfQMrs/TbLuYaKDJ5I/AAAAAAAAATM/FzzoeI17K5Q/s72-c/shakespear.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-3739959768326147266</id><published>2011-10-06T09:09:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2011-10-06T09:09:00.184-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='divorce'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='relationshps'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='break up'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='marriage'/><title type='text'>Paper Shanks #107 Cherish</title><summary type='text'>Cherish divorce eternity</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-pWOVd3w3QyE/TbLr66zQvXI/AAAAAAAAATA/Pd5AOOJhQo0/s72-c/cherish.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-7096377179586953434</id><published>2011-09-30T17:46:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2011-09-30T17:46:00.168-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='friendship'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='relationships'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ugly'/><title type='text'>Paper Shanks # 106 Ugly</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/7096377179586953434/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/09/paper-shanks-106-ugly.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/7096377179586953434'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/7096377179586953434'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/09/paper-shanks-106-ugly.html' title='Paper Shanks # 106 Ugly'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-vyiKN5iyszU/TazNfYBDdNI/AAAAAAAAARE/EI5Ro3TyKxs/s72-c/ugly.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-3361271847841063878</id><published>2011-09-20T11:41:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2011-09-20T15:44:51.049-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='clue'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='kitchen'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='knife'/><title type='text'>Paper Shansks #105 Kitchen</title><summary type='text'>Mrs. White did it in the kitchen
inside: with the knife.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/3361271847841063878/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/09/paper-shansks-105-kitchen.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/3361271847841063878'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/3361271847841063878'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/09/paper-shansks-105-kitchen.html' title='Paper Shansks #105 Kitchen'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-l29j1FqIiCY/TasmWPUzeiI/AAAAAAAAAPo/-AsCnZFDE_o/s72-c/mrswhite.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-2260897266387093807</id><published>2011-09-17T11:40:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2011-09-17T11:40:00.130-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='growing up'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='parents'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='children'/><title type='text'>Paper Shanks #104 Growing up</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/2260897266387093807/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link 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xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-JqMDY2DVRg8/TasmIxiKmdI/AAAAAAAAAPk/TFOjGWYPi54/s72-c/growingup.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-3996852566126666716</id><published>2011-09-11T11:28:00.004-06:00</published><updated>2011-09-14T17:19:12.849-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='alcohol'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='alice in wonderland'/><title type='text'>Paper Shanks #103 Curious</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/3996852566126666716/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/09/paper-shanks-103-curious.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/3996852566126666716'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/3996852566126666716'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/09/paper-shanks-103-curious.html' title='Paper Shanks #103 Curious'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-31K5Ll2qyUk/TasjUjauF-I/AAAAAAAAAPU/Skg82TTRg3c/s72-c/alice.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-2200454667202199657</id><published>2011-09-06T12:50:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2011-09-06T12:50:00.492-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sex'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='divorce'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='adultry'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='relationships'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='religion'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='break up'/><title type='text'>Paper Shank #102 Love thy neighbor</title><summary type='text'>
</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/2200454667202199657/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/09/paper-shank-102-love-thy-neighbor.html#comment-form' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/2200454667202199657'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/2200454667202199657'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/09/paper-shank-102-love-thy-neighbor.html' title='Paper Shank #102 Love thy neighbor'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Bvthyh4kRsM/TasmxCXggFI/AAAAAAAAAPs/ha1s168MRzM/s72-c/neighbor.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-5652414399790383689</id><published>2011-09-01T12:57:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2011-09-01T12:57:00.474-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='divorce'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='relationships'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='break up'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='friendships'/><title type='text'>Paper Shank  #101 Far away</title><summary type='text'>I can't get far enough away from you.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/5652414399790383689/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/09/paper-shank-101-far-away.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/5652414399790383689'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/5652414399790383689'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/09/paper-shank-101-far-away.html' title='Paper Shank  #101 Far away'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-f-n7rWLwL2M/TZDahWxEDkI/AAAAAAAAAOA/Xuo71HnwBi0/s72-c/far+away.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-6119679495801944732</id><published>2011-08-25T00:56:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2011-08-25T00:56:00.747-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='god'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='church'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='religion'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Lord'/><title type='text'>Paper Shank #100 Followers</title><summary type='text'>Lord save me from your followers</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/6119679495801944732/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/08/paper-shank-100-followers.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/6119679495801944732'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/6119679495801944732'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/08/paper-shank-100-followers.html' title='Paper Shank #100 Followers'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-nyTfZdVeGVU/TbLsmLw4BEI/AAAAAAAAATE/dMF6btKDeGE/s72-c/april+22+cards+095.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-9085823184318582441</id><published>2011-08-20T12:47:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2011-08-20T12:47:00.353-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='divorce'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='parents'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='lies'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='relationships'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='girlfriends'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='funny'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='breakup'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='children'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='boyfriends'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='insult'/><title type='text'>Paper Shank #99 Lying</title><summary type='text'>Something does not add up, you are lying
</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/9085823184318582441/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/08/paper-shank-99-lying.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/9085823184318582441'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/9085823184318582441'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/08/paper-shank-99-lying.html' title='Paper Shank #99 Lying'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-2rCiPKwfuPo/TZDYF_5bq9I/AAAAAAAAAN8/FuIlieXGYOA/s72-c/lying.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-210449175683010487</id><published>2011-08-17T12:46:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2011-08-17T12:46:01.588-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cute'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='funny'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='insult'/><title type='text'>Paper Shank #98 Get a grip</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/210449175683010487/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/08/paper-shank-98-get-grip.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/210449175683010487'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/210449175683010487'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/08/paper-shank-98-get-grip.html' title='Paper Shank #98 Get a grip'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-kO115u50s8w/TZDXg_xUGLI/AAAAAAAAAN4/VtKpYurBPAo/s72-c/grip.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-213965516077767504</id><published>2011-08-10T12:42:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2011-08-10T12:42:02.054-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='divorce'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='relationships'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='break up'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='communication'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='talk'/><title type='text'>Paper Shank #97 Speechless</title><summary type='text'>Sometimes (all the time?) you leave me speechless.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/213965516077767504/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/08/paper-shank-97-speechless.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/213965516077767504'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/213965516077767504'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/08/paper-shank-97-speechless.html' title='Paper Shank #97 Speechless'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ZkC6D_gCPl4/TZDWmcd-LYI/AAAAAAAAAN0/oZVwmqrZQoQ/s72-c/speechless.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-4484077189132523796</id><published>2011-08-04T12:25:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2011-08-04T12:25:01.058-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='shower'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='divorce'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bride'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wedding'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='groom'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='reception'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='marriage'/><title type='text'>Paper Shank #96 Presence</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-UZckMWSWSg4/TZDStc2WF2I/AAAAAAAAANw/dWowbN7vC8U/s72-c/presence.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-3499127807771643501</id><published>2011-07-29T12:23:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2011-07-29T12:23:01.280-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='shower'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='organs'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='insults'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='farm'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='transplants'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='funny'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='children'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='baby'/><title type='text'>Paper Shank #95 Organ farm</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/3499127807771643501/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/07/paper-shank-95-organ-farm.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/3499127807771643501'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/3499127807771643501'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/07/paper-shank-95-organ-farm.html' title='Paper Shank #95 Organ farm'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-WzlYc147G_M/TZDSUu9qK7I/AAAAAAAAANs/I_nbl9QNbRI/s72-c/organfarm.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-6500665227939010166</id><published>2011-07-22T12:20:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2011-07-22T12:20:00.897-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='women'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='insults'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='funny'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bully'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='girlfriend'/><title type='text'>Paper Shank #94 Stupid girl</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/6500665227939010166/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/07/paper-shank-94-stupid-girl.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/6500665227939010166'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/6500665227939010166'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/07/paper-shank-94-stupid-girl.html' title='Paper Shank #94 Stupid girl'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-dmcVn9G1aic/TZDRm-27AzI/AAAAAAAAANo/ctAU6k5Po-o/s72-c/stupid+girl.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-6182184305471027350</id><published>2011-07-16T12:18:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2011-07-16T12:18:00.684-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fun'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='monkey'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mothers day'/><title type='text'>Paper Shank # 93 Monkey business</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/6182184305471027350/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/07/paper-shank-93-monkey-business.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/6182184305471027350'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/6182184305471027350'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/07/paper-shank-93-monkey-business.html' title='Paper Shank # 93 Monkey business'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ImTFaMqxWzg/TZDRClPhD6I/AAAAAAAAANk/lqT2RVR5gbU/s72-c/monkey+business.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-3281394391168659763</id><published>2011-07-11T12:16:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2011-07-11T12:16:00.680-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='women'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jail'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='girlfriends'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dress'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bully'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cocktail'/><title type='text'>Paper Shank #92 Thug</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/3281394391168659763/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/07/paper-shank-92-thug.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/3281394391168659763'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/3281394391168659763'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/07/paper-shank-92-thug.html' title='Paper Shank #92 Thug'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-WC2FHwOrXus/TZDQtq8kIUI/AAAAAAAAANg/Ettsj9cef6w/s72-c/thug.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-2587399532609202294</id><published>2011-07-04T01:00:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2011-07-04T01:00:13.278-06:00</updated><title type='text'>Paper Shank # 91 Poor huddled masses</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/2587399532609202294/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/07/paper-shank-91-poor-huddled-masses.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/2587399532609202294'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/2587399532609202294'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/07/paper-shank-91-poor-huddled-masses.html' title='Paper Shank # 91 Poor huddled masses'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-LmOk43sP_ts/TehiwHaxyyI/AAAAAAAAAUo/BIGOt29wb2c/s72-c/masses.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-4103941313216645396</id><published>2011-06-30T12:14:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2011-06-30T12:14:00.246-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='shower'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='anniversary'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bride'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='party'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='groom'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='birthday'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='over the hill'/><title type='text'>Paper Shank# 90 Cry</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/4103941313216645396/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/06/paper-shank-90-cry.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/4103941313216645396'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/4103941313216645396'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/06/paper-shank-90-cry.html' title='Paper Shank# 90 Cry'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-3xrHy2ceImw/TZDQCmwifoI/AAAAAAAAANY/d4tmcpG0roY/s72-c/cry.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-8559669201375058808</id><published>2011-06-24T12:13:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2011-06-24T12:13:00.104-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='honeymoon'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='divorce'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wedding'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bride groom'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='reception'/><title type='text'>Paper Shank # 89 Big</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/8559669201375058808/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/06/paper-shank-89-big.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/8559669201375058808'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/8559669201375058808'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/06/paper-shank-89-big.html' title='Paper Shank # 89 Big'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-2uh7SNdx2ko/TZDPx0_Il3I/AAAAAAAAANU/PCwkg8l9Mak/s72-c/big+day.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-1482472388220064228</id><published>2011-06-17T01:00:00.009-06:00</published><updated>2011-06-17T01:00:03.704-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='get well'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dogs'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pets'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='animals'/><title type='text'>Paper Shank #88 Hind-lick maneuver</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/1482472388220064228/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/06/paper-shank-88-hind-lick-maneuver.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/1482472388220064228'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/1482472388220064228'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/06/paper-shank-88-hind-lick-maneuver.html' title='Paper Shank #88 Hind-lick maneuver'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-nanQkgEhcbU/TcoD-iRZesI/AAAAAAAAAUg/PqwufEXgXMM/s72-c/1dog.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-7357688795492747688</id><published>2011-06-12T02:00:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2011-06-17T07:44:03.889-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='women'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cute'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='skeletons'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='girls'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='design'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='food'/><title type='text'>Paper Shank #87 Cute</title><summary type='text'>

I dare you to call me cute.
</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/7357688795492747688/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/06/paper-shank-87-cute.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/7357688795492747688'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/7357688795492747688'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/06/paper-shank-87-cute.html' title='Paper Shank #87 Cute'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-wLZsa8Lfqrg/TYttS98qqHI/AAAAAAAAANQ/F3Dakql07XI/s72-c/cute.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-3369208905351462533</id><published>2011-06-07T10:08:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2011-06-07T10:08:00.084-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='insects'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='insults'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='girls'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ladybugs'/><title type='text'>Paper Shank #86 Lady</title><summary type='text'>You can always spot a lad!  this is harder than it looks.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/3369208905351462533/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/06/paper-shank-86-lady.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/3369208905351462533'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/3369208905351462533'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/06/paper-shank-86-lady.html' title='Paper Shank #86 Lady'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-wE67QqVluIE/TYts261fYaI/AAAAAAAAANM/Z8NmRcHjPco/s72-c/ladybug.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-8308037452084000375</id><published>2011-06-01T01:00:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2011-06-01T01:00:12.555-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dreams'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='graduation'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='anniversary'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wishes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='birthday'/><title type='text'>Paper Shank #85 Dreams</title><summary type='text'>Chase your dreams you might catch one, or not.
</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/8308037452084000375/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/06/paper-shank-85-dreams.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/8308037452084000375'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/8308037452084000375'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/06/paper-shank-85-dreams.html' title='Paper Shank #85 Dreams'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-W9fjvjRe7lI/TYoJWdktC9I/AAAAAAAAANI/BlYY-HVBSjU/s72-c/dreams.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-8616581928230213528</id><published>2011-05-25T04:52:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2011-05-25T04:52:00.469-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='threats'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='god'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='church'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jesus'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='religion'/><title type='text'>Paper Shank #84 Smite</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/8616581928230213528/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/05/paper-shank-84-smite.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/8616581928230213528'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/8616581928230213528'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/05/paper-shank-84-smite.html' title='Paper Shank #84 Smite'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-AdMY0n8XOg4/TYkoXF2kKeI/AAAAAAAAANE/jTSB0oWQiAo/s72-c/smite.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-4401563618660905061</id><published>2011-05-20T01:00:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2011-05-20T01:00:08.382-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='co-workers'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='insults'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='friendship'/><title type='text'>Paper Shank # 83 Loser</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/4401563618660905061/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/05/paper-shank-83-loser.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/4401563618660905061'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/4401563618660905061'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/05/paper-shank-83-loser.html' title='Paper Shank # 83 Loser'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-o3hkrPoRSkY/TYkkhh4aGkI/AAAAAAAAAMs/FLWpNNhWsDQ/s72-c/loser.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-2192224393220245604</id><published>2011-05-13T16:47:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2011-05-13T16:47:00.263-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='divorce'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fail'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='relationships'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='break up'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='men'/><title type='text'>Paper Shank # 82 Epic fail</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/2192224393220245604/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/05/paper-shank-82-epic-fail.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/2192224393220245604'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/2192224393220245604'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/05/paper-shank-82-epic-fail.html' title='Paper Shank # 82 Epic fail'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-h50laozYAGM/TYknMMQCCrI/AAAAAAAAANA/FTKm1ZuqNps/s72-c/epicfail.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-6544005847934426862</id><published>2011-05-08T01:00:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2011-05-08T01:00:08.950-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='valentines day'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dating'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wedding'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='relationships'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='love'/><title type='text'>Paper Shanks #81 Mom Jeans</title><summary type='text'>You rock Mom jeans.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/6544005847934426862/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/05/paper-shanks-81-mom-jeans.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/6544005847934426862'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/6544005847934426862'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/05/paper-shanks-81-mom-jeans.html' title='Paper Shanks #81 Mom Jeans'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-sQW7kpTHPCs/TbRhMTmmy8I/AAAAAAAAAUU/C61XCEY-0yM/s72-c/momjeans.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-6212742735436421237</id><published>2011-05-05T02:00:00.003-06:00</published><updated>2011-05-05T02:00:06.761-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='divorce'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='boss'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='co-workers'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='friendship'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='relationships'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='break up'/><title type='text'>Paper Shank # 80 Go away</title><summary type='text'>

Go away forever
</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/6212742735436421237/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/05/paper-shank-80-go-away.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/6212742735436421237'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/6212742735436421237'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/05/paper-shank-80-go-away.html' title='Paper Shank # 80 Go away'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-dQE1Pf4jXI0/TYklABnJGpI/AAAAAAAAAMw/8JgPKeh6mgk/s72-c/goaway.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-6417589488753733970</id><published>2011-04-30T11:00:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2011-05-01T12:07:37.694-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='vacation'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='relationships'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='parenting'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='children'/><title type='text'>Paper Shank # 79 Paradise</title><summary type='text'>Another day in paradise... (inside) NOT.




</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/6417589488753733970/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/04/paper-shank-79-paradise.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/6417589488753733970'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/6417589488753733970'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/04/paper-shank-79-paradise.html' title='Paper Shank # 79 Paradise'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-LsrSAIZqfEg/TYkGnxDd1II/AAAAAAAAAMg/iL8N7dsTQc0/s72-c/paradise.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-169067900063782296</id><published>2011-04-23T03:00:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2011-04-23T21:56:55.416-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='athiest'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='church'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='religion'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Easter'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='holidays'/><title type='text'>Paper Shank #78 Redemption</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/169067900063782296/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/04/paper-shank-78-redemption.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/169067900063782296'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/169067900063782296'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/04/paper-shank-78-redemption.html' title='Paper Shank #78 Redemption'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-Yk4Zz3Vs4I4/TYkIcjQSruI/AAAAAAAAAMk/Btvs1pBOYW4/s72-c/redemption.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-1217247370339750407</id><published>2011-04-23T01:00:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2011-04-23T01:00:10.988-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='women'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='games'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='relationships'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='men'/><title type='text'>Paper Shank # 77 Playa</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/1217247370339750407/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/04/paper-shank-77-playa.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/1217247370339750407'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/1217247370339750407'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/04/paper-shank-77-playa.html' title='Paper Shank # 77 Playa'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-fhHJVoPvN0U/TYkFNzI0McI/AAAAAAAAAMc/pPFfEONpY7g/s72-c/playa.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-7272915518855285248</id><published>2011-04-19T01:00:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2011-04-19T01:00:04.246-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='devil'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='religion'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='satan'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='insult'/><title type='text'>Paper Shank # 76 Satan</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/7272915518855285248/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/04/paper-shank-76-satan.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/7272915518855285248'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/7272915518855285248'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/04/paper-shank-76-satan.html' title='Paper Shank # 76 Satan'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-SkSo92X_mIE/TYZQipmqPAI/AAAAAAAAAMA/dJRLGLpXqnM/s72-c/satan.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-4316689897403526544</id><published>2011-04-16T01:00:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2011-04-16T01:00:06.165-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='technical'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='men'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='computer'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='nerd'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='geek'/><title type='text'>Paper Shank # 75 Nerd.com</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/4316689897403526544/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/04/paper-shank-75-nerdcom.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/4316689897403526544'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/4316689897403526544'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/04/paper-shank-75-nerdcom.html' title='Paper Shank # 75 Nerd.com'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-SkNxW48529E/TYkE9NQTxzI/AAAAAAAAAMY/qLgtJyRl1n4/s72-c/nerd.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-8425134030365728018</id><published>2011-04-10T10:00:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2011-04-10T10:06:41.502-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='liar'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='insults'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='men'/><title type='text'>Paper Shank #74 Liar liar pants on fire</title><summary type='text'>Liar, liar pants on fire.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/8425134030365728018/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/04/paper-shank-74-liar-liar-pants-on-fire.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/8425134030365728018'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/8425134030365728018'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/04/paper-shank-74-liar-liar-pants-on-fire.html' title='Paper Shank #74 Liar liar pants on fire'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-UVdDp6P8yZI/TYZQ6t_Q0BI/AAAAAAAAAME/J4ULTXjf6rQ/s72-c/liar.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-5987620319016748498</id><published>2011-04-04T04:00:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2011-04-04T09:25:20.627-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='women'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='princess'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='girls'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='diva'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fashionista'/><title type='text'>Paper Shank # 73 Princess</title><summary type='text'>It's not easy being a princess.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/5987620319016748498/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/04/paper-shank-73-princess.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/5987620319016748498'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/5987620319016748498'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/04/paper-shank-73-princess.html' title='Paper Shank # 73 Princess'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-tvP-kph_RCw/TYU1_-MYyUI/AAAAAAAAAL8/8jv9EkIbNp0/s72-c/new+march+19+shanks+029.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-6999971848458270476</id><published>2011-03-29T08:00:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2011-03-29T10:09:05.317-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='april'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='spring'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='holidays'/><title type='text'>Paper Shank # 72 Fool</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/6999971848458270476/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/03/paper-shank-72-fool.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/6999971848458270476'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/6999971848458270476'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/03/paper-shank-72-fool.html' title='Paper Shank # 72 Fool'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-TTTr99pavfU/TYkEf2VaFlI/AAAAAAAAAMU/8LchUrouFrE/s72-c/april+fool.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-2922769139245053129</id><published>2011-03-29T02:00:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2011-03-29T10:10:56.226-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='co-workers'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='insult'/><title type='text'>Paper Shank # 71 Check yourself</title><summary type='text'>This is for the co-worker that needs to "check" their behavior, you know the type...p.s. also a great reminder for breast cancer awareness.Here at Paper Shanks we can insult you and motivate you with the same card. :)
</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/2922769139245053129/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/03/paper-shank-71-check-yourself.html#comment-form' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/2922769139245053129'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/2922769139245053129'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/03/paper-shank-71-check-yourself.html' title='Paper Shank # 71 Check yourself'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-7t9kxGzAUA4/TYU1FW0-16I/AAAAAAAAAL0/0diaaT6uFVE/s72-c/new+march+19+shanks+026.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-4563023087633145607</id><published>2011-03-29T01:00:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2011-03-29T01:00:12.085-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='divorce'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='relationships'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='break up'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='insult'/><title type='text'>Paper Shank # 70 Talk</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/4563023087633145607/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/03/paper-shank-70-talk.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/4563023087633145607'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/4563023087633145607'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/03/paper-shank-70-talk.html' title='Paper Shank # 70 Talk'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-cmvgxGSnR2U/TYU0YJQaH7I/AAAAAAAAALw/WCK0RjtjXBs/s72-c/new+march+19+shanks+032.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-4848374122042058836</id><published>2011-03-27T16:51:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2011-03-27T16:51:00.566-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='co-workers'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='work'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='job'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='insult'/><title type='text'>Paper Shank #69 Job</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/4848374122042058836/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/03/paper-shank-69-job.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/4848374122042058836'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/4848374122042058836'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/03/paper-shank-69-job.html' title='Paper Shank #69 Job'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-GZUiHkWHu3A/TYUz3onmuoI/AAAAAAAAALs/n-u2nHM3G3s/s72-c/new+march+19+shanks+052.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-4770495478374828342</id><published>2011-03-23T04:00:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2011-03-23T04:00:02.614-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='shut up'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='quiet'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='insult'/><title type='text'>Paper Shank # 68 Muzzle it</title><summary type='text'>Muzzle it. Quiet.  Shut it.Oh, did you have something to say?I didn't think so.
</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/4770495478374828342/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/03/paper-shank-68-muzzle-it.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/4770495478374828342'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/4770495478374828342'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/03/paper-shank-68-muzzle-it.html' title='Paper Shank # 68 Muzzle it'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-yO-2D85jn7E/TX2b668mbII/AAAAAAAAALY/nbdz7g8VwMU/s72-c/muzzle+it+002.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-5990573955833430499</id><published>2011-03-20T01:00:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2011-03-20T01:00:02.321-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cute'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='crazy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fun'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='animals'/><title type='text'>Paper Shank # 67 Nut</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/5990573955833430499/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/03/paper-shank-67-nut.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/5990573955833430499'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/5990573955833430499'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/03/paper-shank-67-nut.html' title='Paper Shank # 67 Nut'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-aAhBuwj6Amo/TX2Zj8OU99I/AAAAAAAAALQ/XoEdKmWbc9A/s72-c/2011+shanks+001.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-7501122502650607632</id><published>2011-03-18T10:00:00.000-06:00</published><updated>2011-03-18T10:00:07.073-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='crazy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='relationships'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='insult'/><title type='text'>Paper Shank # 66 Crazy</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/7501122502650607632/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/03/paper-shank-66-crazy.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/7501122502650607632'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/7501122502650607632'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/03/paper-shank-66-crazy.html' title='Paper Shank # 66 Crazy'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-2QrRNK3dmEg/TX2ZJm_OpaI/AAAAAAAAALM/lsv1rM7gED0/s72-c/still+crazy+%25282%2529.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-7621966973237795956</id><published>2011-03-15T13:00:00.005-06:00</published><updated>2011-03-15T20:11:08.264-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='funny'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cupcakes'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dessert'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='insult'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='gag'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='food'/><title type='text'>Paper Shank # 65 Bite Me</title><summary type='text'>





http://mattters.com/papershanks</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/7621966973237795956/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/03/paper-shank-65-bite-me.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/7621966973237795956'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/7621966973237795956'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/03/paper-shank-65-bite-me.html' title='Paper Shank # 65 Bite Me'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-G7SqhwhPA6o/TX2aHXURFzI/AAAAAAAAALU/pRco3ybh19M/s72-c/2011+shanks+003.JPG' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-3018705091964609736</id><published>2011-03-15T09:00:00.002-06:00</published><updated>2011-03-15T09:00:07.036-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='crazy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='relationships'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='family'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dysfunctional'/><title type='text'>Paper Shank # 64 Dysfunctional</title><summary type='text'>This is what family looks like.  Dysfunctional.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/3018705091964609736/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/03/paper-shank-64-dysfunctional.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/3018705091964609736'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/3018705091964609736'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/03/paper-shank-64-dysfunctional.html' title='Paper Shank # 64 Dysfunctional'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-d0O4A2I8Tz4/TX2YiTCPgWI/AAAAAAAAALI/GWLeosPVYvg/s72-c/family.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-7661503179946468619</id><published>2011-03-13T22:21:00.001-06:00</published><updated>2011-03-13T22:30:17.931-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bride'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wedding'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='groom'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='engagement'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='marriage'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='insult'/><title type='text'>Paper Shank # 63 Breathless</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/7661503179946468619/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/03/paper-shank-63-breathless.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/7661503179946468619'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/7661503179946468619'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/03/paper-shank-63-breathless.html' title='Paper Shank # 63 Breathless'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-7FJEr5egGgw/TX2XxlVOezI/AAAAAAAAALE/iNddVc61b0E/s72-c/make+me+gag.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-4029368161525211558</id><published>2011-03-10T17:26:00.002-07:00</published><updated>2011-03-13T18:26:47.702-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='employment'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='work'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='insult'/><title type='text'>Paper Shank # 62 Brown noser</title><summary type='text'>You can't put "brown noser" on your resume.
</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/4029368161525211558/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/03/paper-shank-62.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/4029368161525211558'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/4029368161525211558'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/03/paper-shank-62.html' title='Paper Shank # 62 Brown noser'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-mjGWTHZqfN8/TX1gn2vF2XI/AAAAAAAAAKg/Hn5Ce9Iws1Q/s72-c/brownnoserfinjal.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-1328481486276921802</id><published>2011-03-09T16:34:00.002-07:00</published><updated>2011-03-13T22:42:31.031-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='starbucks'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='drinks'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='coffee'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='money'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='latte'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='food'/><title type='text'>Paper Shank # 61 Latte</title><summary type='text'>Did someone say Starbucks?
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"LATTE" is French for "you've paid too much for that coffee."
﻿</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/1328481486276921802/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/03/paper-shank-61-latte.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/1328481486276921802'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/1328481486276921802'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/03/paper-shank-61-latte.html' title='Paper Shank # 61 Latte'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-oyGdu0Ceve8/TXgONo4S5MI/AAAAAAAAAHk/0dO9v-cpqE8/s72-c/latte.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-2595211674849506260</id><published>2011-03-09T16:32:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2011-03-09T17:53:09.756-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='divorce'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='relationships break up'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='girlfriend'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='boyfriend'/><title type='text'>Paper Shank # 60 Make a break for it</title><summary type='text'>You still have time...</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/2595211674849506260/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/03/paper-shank-60-make-break-for-it.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/2595211674849506260'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/2595211674849506260'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/03/paper-shank-60-make-break-for-it.html' title='Paper Shank # 60 Make a break for it'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-ctS5KN_Qnqg/TXgNsD9nZVI/AAAAAAAAAHc/iWWnXg0Wy7c/s72-c/makeabreakforitbig.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-5518366503985795435</id><published>2011-03-09T16:29:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2011-03-13T18:28:00.622-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sports'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='relationships'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='court'/><title type='text'>Paper Shank # 59 Court</title><summary type='text'>The ball is in your court, what now?</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/5518366503985795435/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/03/paper-shank-59-court.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/5518366503985795435'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/5518366503985795435'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/03/paper-shank-59-court.html' title='Paper Shank # 59 Court'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-XHVvQFwVIhI/TXgNTHTDeBI/AAAAAAAAAHY/h2b1t1qUG_Y/s72-c/court.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-3726157582503218748</id><published>2011-03-07T15:18:00.003-07:00</published><updated>2011-03-07T15:19:19.608-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='communication'/><title type='text'>Paper Shank # 58 Mouth</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/3726157582503218748/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/03/paper-shank-58-mouth.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/3726157582503218748'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/3726157582503218748'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/03/paper-shank-58-mouth.html' title='Paper Shank # 58 Mouth'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-d_Vmt-SNw5c/TXVZxwvbqAI/AAAAAAAAAHQ/l1k8NgjH8XU/s72-c/shutyourmouth.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-7647712733505782477</id><published>2011-03-07T15:17:00.003-07:00</published><updated>2011-03-13T18:28:28.965-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='parents'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='relationships'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='insult'/><title type='text'>Paper Shank # 57 Hope</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/7647712733505782477/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/03/paper-shank-57-hope.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/7647712733505782477'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/7647712733505782477'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/03/paper-shank-57-hope.html' title='Paper Shank # 57 Hope'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-GkBerudAtSs/TXVZhC_l7yI/AAAAAAAAAHM/Y0D6J8V1TrI/s72-c/kilhope.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-775558756970911686</id><published>2011-03-07T15:13:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2011-03-13T22:41:13.440-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='insults'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='relationships'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='break up'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='animals'/><title type='text'>Paper Shank # 56 Wherever</title><summary type='text'>Remember wherever you go...... I'll be somewhere else.

</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/775558756970911686/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/03/paper-shank-56-wherever.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/775558756970911686'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/775558756970911686'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/03/paper-shank-56-wherever.html' title='Paper Shank # 56 Wherever'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-e2wlxlxqEbA/TXVYdNlw9RI/AAAAAAAAAHI/ULRkDG0FOjE/s72-c/whereveryougobig.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-4130234530227062887</id><published>2011-03-07T15:05:00.002-07:00</published><updated>2011-03-13T22:41:46.467-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fighting'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='religion'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='insult'/><title type='text'>Paper Shank # 55 Informed</title><summary type='text'>

Try being informed instead of just opinionated.
</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/4130234530227062887/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/03/paper-shank-55-informed.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/4130234530227062887'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/4130234530227062887'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/03/paper-shank-55-informed.html' title='Paper Shank # 55 Informed'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/--iptT3mpBqc/TXVWdMO4_SI/AAAAAAAAAHE/iWXzvdyESIQ/s72-c/informed.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-6480535767460742721</id><published>2011-03-07T15:03:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2011-03-13T22:42:06.890-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='drinks'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='holidays'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Christmas'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='food'/><title type='text'>Paper Shank # 54 Eggnog</title><summary type='text'>
A favorite from Christmas 2010...</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/6480535767460742721/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/03/paper-shank-54-eggnog.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/6480535767460742721'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/6480535767460742721'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/03/paper-shank-54-eggnog.html' title='Paper Shank # 54 Eggnog'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-qhjUlIE2ftQ/TXVWImYa6NI/AAAAAAAAAHA/G3h-rMrhpfo/s72-c/eggnog.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-2501017922126608109</id><published>2011-03-07T15:01:00.004-07:00</published><updated>2011-03-07T15:10:04.324-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='divorce'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='court'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='girlfriend'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='boyfriend'/><title type='text'>Paper Shank # 53 Restraining order</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/2501017922126608109/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/03/paper-shank-53-restraining-order.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/2501017922126608109'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/2501017922126608109'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/03/paper-shank-53-restraining-order.html' title='Paper Shank # 53 Restraining order'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-xrTVSuZgFQM/TXVPDjbkhSI/AAAAAAAAAG8/fo627R7gh8Y/s72-c/restrainingorderbig.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-3639438437069773775</id><published>2011-02-26T22:56:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2012-01-16T22:59:57.022-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='you'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='relationships'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='missed'/><title type='text'>Paper Shanks #131 Not Missed</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/3639438437069773775/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/02/paper-shanks-131-not-missed.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/3639438437069773775'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/3639438437069773775'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/02/paper-shanks-131-not-missed.html' title='Paper Shanks #131 Not Missed'/><author><name>jailbird</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07894625802949093344</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-3_bdDsPoUew/TxUN1-gxVfI/AAAAAAAAAAQ/gh3pFixcqzo/s72-c/notmissed.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-671675312159879766</id><published>2011-02-23T13:00:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2011-02-23T13:00:31.071-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dating'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='boyfriend'/><title type='text'>Paper Shank # 52 No</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/671675312159879766/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/02/paper-shank-52-no.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/671675312159879766'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/671675312159879766'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/02/paper-shank-52-no.html' title='Paper Shank # 52 No'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-1CakLx0IVc8/TWVnKW8CSiI/AAAAAAAAAE0/Egf0boC0SA4/s72-c/quit.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-6595701978374022845</id><published>2011-02-23T12:54:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2011-03-13T22:43:16.878-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='growing up'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='girls'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='work'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='weight'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='business suit'/><title type='text'>Paper Shank #51 Baby Fat</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/6595701978374022845/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/02/paper-shank-51-baby-fat.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/6595701978374022845'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/6595701978374022845'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/02/paper-shank-51-baby-fat.html' title='Paper Shank #51 Baby Fat'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-eYGVgI7FvsY/TWVllW-IomI/AAAAAAAAAEw/uSZEvDupcDE/s72-c/pubertybig.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-5302679980549476833</id><published>2011-02-09T17:44:00.003-07:00</published><updated>2011-03-13T22:43:50.281-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='rides'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='relationships'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='girlfriend'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='boyfriend'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='animals'/><title type='text'>Paper Shank #50 Merry-go-round</title><summary type='text'>


I am getting off the merry-go-round, this relationship is going nowhere.
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Bloom where you are planted or have the decency to die quickly so you can be replaced.
</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/3658293378953026623/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/02/paper-shank-49-bloom.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/3658293378953026623'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/3658293378953026623'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/02/paper-shank-49-bloom.html' title='Paper Shank #49 Bloom'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-kBGy7Taf-Fw/TVM0Om0BriI/AAAAAAAAAEo/Hk3lBLb3BPs/s72-c/bloom+big.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-2478563596850687066</id><published>2011-02-09T17:39:00.004-07:00</published><updated>2011-03-13T22:44:49.771-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='co-workers'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='friendship'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='relationships'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='work'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='insult'/><title type='text'>Paper Shank #48 Know me</title><summary type='text'>





You don't even know me, let's keep it that way
</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/2478563596850687066/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/02/paper-shank-48-know-me.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/2478563596850687066'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/2478563596850687066'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/02/paper-shank-48-know-me.html' title='Paper Shank #48 Know me'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Zth3r9YlIVo/TVMzw4nn7hI/AAAAAAAAAEk/4hFg47UiKXY/s72-c/knowme+big.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-6551131015281827770</id><published>2011-02-09T17:38:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2011-03-13T22:45:23.491-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='dating'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='relationships'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='family'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='break up'/><title type='text'>Paper Shank #47 Give up</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-UXpQZ45G8_Y/TVMzdKVrwWI/AAAAAAAAAEg/_QG6w9aYx2Y/s72-c/giveupbig.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-1005079674686671007</id><published>2011-02-09T17:36:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2011-03-13T22:46:00.252-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='rollercoasters'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='rides'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='relationships'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='break up'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='insult'/><title type='text'>Paper Shank #46 Relationship</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' 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Thank you for being my Bridesmaid, and waxing your moustache.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/4727716558127709245/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/02/paper-shanks-45-moustache.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/4727716558127709245'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/4727716558127709245'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/02/paper-shanks-45-moustache.html' title='Paper Shanks #45 Moustache'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Y71uPPEuZZc/TVMyYomJ4AI/AAAAAAAAAEY/WW8X42sOIGg/s72-c/bridesmaud.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-1786317929197099883</id><published>2011-02-08T10:39:00.006-07:00</published><updated>2011-04-17T11:46:46.705-06:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tweets'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='twitter'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='phone'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cell'/><title type='text'>Paper Shanks # 44 Tweets</title><summary type='text'>Your tweets are stupid.  
Our restraining order card has been featured in an Etsy Treasury called "Because Love Isn't Always Perfect" ~ check it out!</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/1786317929197099883/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/02/tweets.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/1786317929197099883'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/1786317929197099883'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/02/tweets.html' title='Paper Shanks # 44 Tweets'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_N1SmEz5Je-k/TVF_KcXo7TI/AAAAAAAAAEU/gtNCc6MFaoc/s72-c/tweets+new.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-6870528002532740062</id><published>2011-01-26T10:14:00.003-07:00</published><updated>2011-02-09T17:31:56.547-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cheese'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='alcohol'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='whine'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='wine'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='food'/><title type='text'>Paper Shank #43 Whine</title><summary type='text'>Do you want some cheese with that whine?
</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/6870528002532740062/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/01/whine.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/6870528002532740062'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/6870528002532740062'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/01/whine.html' title='Paper Shank #43 Whine'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_N1SmEz5Je-k/TUBWSI8hJWI/AAAAAAAAADc/an5eZZmCiy0/s72-c/3whine.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-2202347952453514781</id><published>2011-01-26T10:11:00.002-07:00</published><updated>2011-02-09T17:31:38.367-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='students'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bus'/><title type='text'>Paper Shank #42 Short bus</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/2202347952453514781/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/01/short-bus.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/2202347952453514781'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/2202347952453514781'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/01/short-bus.html' title='Paper Shank #42 Short bus'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_N1SmEz5Je-k/TUBVveQTV4I/AAAAAAAAADY/_cVnEAE3zDI/s72-c/3shortbus.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-4983150642088819930</id><published>2011-01-26T10:10:00.004-07:00</published><updated>2011-02-09T17:31:21.352-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cowboy'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='beer'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='alcohol'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='redneck'/><title type='text'>Paper Shank #41 Redneck</title><summary type='text'>If you use beer cans for a windchime, you might be a redneck.

</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/4983150642088819930/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/01/redecks.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/4983150642088819930'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/4983150642088819930'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/01/redecks.html' title='Paper Shank #41 Redneck'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_N1SmEz5Je-k/TUBVYg93RJI/AAAAAAAAADU/A2XT1NaQOiY/s72-c/3rednecks.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-6672968832564277548</id><published>2011-01-26T10:08:00.003-07:00</published><updated>2011-02-09T17:31:03.342-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='outrages'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='alcohol'/><title type='text'>Paper Shank #40 Outrages</title><summary type='text'>

The outrages I have suffered today will not be soon forgotten.
</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/6672968832564277548/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/01/outrages.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/6672968832564277548'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/6672968832564277548'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/01/outrages.html' title='Paper Shank #40 Outrages'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_N1SmEz5Je-k/TUBU5ecIEBI/AAAAAAAAADQ/CTYu-oQ0rmI/s72-c/3outrages.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-5091245816018813040</id><published>2011-01-26T10:05:00.002-07:00</published><updated>2011-02-09T17:30:43.558-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bully'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='sissy'/><title type='text'>Paper Shank #39 Sissy</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/5091245816018813040/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/01/sissy.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/5091245816018813040'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/5091245816018813040'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/01/sissy.html' title='Paper Shank #39 Sissy'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_N1SmEz5Je-k/TUBUS8yZdSI/AAAAAAAAADM/szysvAUwT_8/s72-c/2sissy.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-4753103836501464334</id><published>2011-01-26T09:53:00.004-07:00</published><updated>2011-02-09T17:32:24.315-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mother family'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='alcohol'/><title type='text'>Paper Shank #38 Mother</title><summary type='text'>We drink because if it's not one thing, then it's your motherIf it's not one thing, than it's your mother.</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/4753103836501464334/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/01/mother.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/4753103836501464334'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/4753103836501464334'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/01/mother.html' title='Paper Shank #38 Mother'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_N1SmEz5Je-k/TUBRgnAV2ZI/AAAAAAAAADI/r87VUoR84n4/s72-c/3mother.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-3522830211652068929</id><published>2011-01-26T09:51:00.003-07:00</published><updated>2011-02-09T17:29:40.517-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='young'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='immature'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='age'/><title type='text'>Paper Shanks #37 Immature</title><summary type='text'>You're only young once but you can be immature for a lifetime.
</summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/feeds/3522830211652068929/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/01/immature.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/3522830211652068929'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/8837508284752931686/posts/default/3522830211652068929'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://papershanks.blogspot.com/2011/01/immature.html' title='Paper Shanks #37 Immature'/><author><name>Offending society one card at a time!</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/10011485334012786838</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='32' src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_N1SmEz5Je-k/TUBQ-FgrlYI/AAAAAAAAADE/DkWE7i5QfZs/s72-c/3immature.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-5160780663747164659</id><published>2011-01-26T09:50:00.003-07:00</published><updated>2011-02-09T17:28:53.514-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='break ups'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='divorce'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fight'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hell'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hate'/><title type='text'>Paper Shanks #36 Hate</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_N1SmEz5Je-k/TUBQz-KivKI/AAAAAAAAADA/-qtSjvbRqFY/s72-c/3hell.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-3124241455114553670</id><published>2011-01-26T09:47:00.002-07:00</published><updated>2011-02-09T17:28:34.866-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pins'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='doll'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='threat'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='voodoo'/><title type='text'>Paper Shanks #35 Pins</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_KSU9RDUVnA/TbDJAp-uQNI/AAAAAAAAASc/BpFS_P7dTvE/s220/cancel%2Bsubscription%2Bissues%2Bsign.png'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_N1SmEz5Je-k/TUBQJ_wl34I/AAAAAAAAAC8/LICqs_AQ9_Q/s72-c/2pins.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837508284752931686.post-1732007805574768948</id><published>2011-01-26T09:45:00.002-07:00</published><updated>2011-02-09T17:28:17.833-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='rude'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='girls'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='mean'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='fat'/><title type='text'>Paper Shanks #34 Chicks</title><summary type='text'></summary><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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