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Offending society one card at a time. A Paper Shank card (PSC) is a card with attitude. It is for unusual situations, hate mail, taboo subject matter or a play on words. The origin of the word "shank" is prison slang. {Shank, Shanked. A homemade knife made out of scrap metal found anywhere and sharpened like a knife. Shanked. To be stabbed by a homemade knife}. So a Paper Shank is a handmade card that might feel like you have been stabbed in the back or in the heart.
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What is the Jailbird doing?
FAQ
Q: The big one: WHY?
A. Why not?
Q: Aren't some of your Paper Shanks politically incorrect?
A: Well yeah. You got me on that one.
Q: Why are your cards so ugly?
A: Your mom's ugly.
Q: How often do you post a new Paper Shank?
A: When I feel like it.
Q: Can I buy the Paper Shank cards?
A: Yes, in the Jailbird Commissary Etsy store.
Q: Do you think you are going to hell?
A: You're not reading my cards, you're reading my mind!
Q: Do you have an absolute favorite card?
A: I love them all, but my favorite is a secret.
Q: Have you been published?
A: Yes, in several magazines.
Q: Do you have a Paper Shank book?
A: Not yet.
Q: Can we interview you for our blog, newspaper, TV show?
A: Sure.
Q. Are Paper Shanks and Dirty Shanks the same thing?
A. Yes, a Paper Shank is a kinder gentler shank and a Dirty Shank is Rated R and has a sharper edge. They are both sold in The Jailbird Commissary Etsy store.
Q. If I like Paper Shanks, will I like Dirty Shanks?
A. Not necessarily. Dirty Shank cards are not suitable for children and/or the easily offended.
Q: I'm offended, who handles complaints?
A: Please forward all complaints to the Paper Shank Complaint Department.
Q: I can't find the Complaint Department, where is it?
A: Exactly.
A. Why not?
Q: Aren't some of your Paper Shanks politically incorrect?
A: Well yeah. You got me on that one.
Q: Why are your cards so ugly?
A: Your mom's ugly.
Q: How often do you post a new Paper Shank?
A: When I feel like it.
Q: Can I buy the Paper Shank cards?
A: Yes, in the Jailbird Commissary Etsy store.
Q: Do you think you are going to hell?
A: You're not reading my cards, you're reading my mind!
Q: Do you have an absolute favorite card?
A: I love them all, but my favorite is a secret.
Q: Have you been published?
A: Yes, in several magazines.
Q: Do you have a Paper Shank book?
A: Not yet.
Q: Can we interview you for our blog, newspaper, TV show?
A: Sure.
Q. Are Paper Shanks and Dirty Shanks the same thing?
A. Yes, a Paper Shank is a kinder gentler shank and a Dirty Shank is Rated R and has a sharper edge. They are both sold in The Jailbird Commissary Etsy store.
Q. If I like Paper Shanks, will I like Dirty Shanks?
A. Not necessarily. Dirty Shank cards are not suitable for children and/or the easily offended.
Q: I'm offended, who handles complaints?
A: Please forward all complaints to the Paper Shank Complaint Department.
Q: I can't find the Complaint Department, where is it?
A: Exactly.
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Paper Shanks with a sharper edge....
If you enjoy our Paper Shanks and would like something that has a sharper edge/rated R visit our Dirty Shanks blog.
WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW BEFORE YOU GO.....
Dirty Shank cards are unsuitable for children, religious leaders, and people who are easily offended. If you are **not** in any of these groups, please pay us a visit :)
WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW BEFORE YOU GO.....
Dirty Shank cards are unsuitable for children, religious leaders, and people who are easily offended. If you are **not** in any of these groups, please pay us a visit :)
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"Love it - what you may be thinking but wouldn't dare to say ...Hillarious." Hannahbella
"...I enjoyed perusing your shop. Especially the way your cards LOOK like saccherine crafter cards, but pack a wallop with the message!" "When I need a good laugh I love to visit the Dirty Shanks card blog. These are definitely not cards you’d want to sent to your grandma but would probably love to send to that horrible ex boyfriend or your nasty boss Some cards might be offensive to some, so you’ve been warned! But I have a twisted sense of humor and find them really hilarious. Check out the Dirty Shanks blog and judge for yourself. And if you don’t like it she loves to post her hate mail:)"-Heather from Craft Gossipp
"Love it - what you may be thinking but wouldn't dare to say ...Hillarious." Hannahbella
"...I enjoyed perusing your shop. Especially the way your cards LOOK like saccherine crafter cards, but pack a wallop with the message!" "When I need a good laugh I love to visit the Dirty Shanks card blog. These are definitely not cards you’d want to sent to your grandma but would probably love to send to that horrible ex boyfriend or your nasty boss Some cards might be offensive to some, so you’ve been warned! But I have a twisted sense of humor and find them really hilarious. Check out the Dirty Shanks blog and judge for yourself. And if you don’t like it she loves to post her hate mail:)"-Heather from Craft Gossipp
I should give this to the woman who left a meeting (so she wouldn't be rude and disturb people) to take a cell phone call, then she stood outside my cube instead.
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